I discovered I was psychic after I started reading the daily psychic column in a local newspaper. I noticed that I knew the answer to the question before reading the answer the psychic gave. And my answer matched hers.
A typical queston is something like: "My girlfriend and I broke up 3 years ago and she is now married to another guy. She has had one child with him and a second child is on the way. But I still have feelings for her. Do you see us getting back together?"
If you saw or felt that the answer was no, you might be psychic too.
My boss wanted to know what hours I was working. I told him I started work at 6:30AM and worked until 4:15PM. He says I could not be working an 8 hour day as he never sees me before 8AM.
I said, "Don't you come in at 8 in the morning to start work?" He said, "Yes."
I then asked the obvious question: "How can you see me if you are not here?"
His answer was priceless. "I don't care. If I don't see you, you are not here."